Category Archives: star trek

How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 266 (or Wedding “Clashers”)


While serving as a groomsman at the wedding of a long-time friend, casual conversation with your fellow groomsman evolved into an elaborate, comedic brainstorming session of hypothetical wedding plans for your future possible nuptials.  Ideas put forth included the following elements: a luche libre mask, a Klingon bat’leth, a bouncy castle, chimpanzees, a multilingual officiant who speaks High Valyrian, and Danzig songs.

To the chagrin of your significant other, part of you finds the Klingon bat’leth idea intriguing and the Danzig music an interesting choice for the reception.

 

How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 123 (or poetic conflicts and the principal’s office)


You were nearly sent to the principal’s office as a high school sophomore.  The reason: You got into a heated argument with your English teacher in front of the entire class, after she told you that your interpretation of an assigned poem was “wrong.”

How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 122 (or cartoons and character building via “Star Trek”)


You’ve decided long ago that if you were a cartoon, you most likely would not have an angel and a devil appear when trying to make a moral or ethical decision.  Instead you’d have a Klingon and a Vulcan on one shoulder with a Romulan and a Ferengi on the other shoulder.

How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 71


An ex-girlfriend bought you a Star Trek T-shirt as a birthday present that was made to resemble Captain Kirk’s uniform from the original series. She then proceeded to tell you, “Ya know, now that I see you in that shirt, it occurs to me that gold isn’t a very flattering color on you.”

Your relationship ended one month later…

How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 61


You’ve had the following thought at least once: “Comic Con might be a great place to meet women.”

How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 60


Each time you come across the word, “nexus,” you immediately think of Star Trek: Generations.

How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 13


You’ve given serious thought to what you would do if you ever ended up in a parallel universe.

“Star Trek” meets “Monty Python”


This video is awesome on many, many levels.

How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 10


You’ve had several dreams oriented around Star Trek, across all of the show’s franchises, as well as all of the films.

The Smartphone Quandary


Is it wrong to think of my smartphone as my own personal tricorder? In my defense, I have a periodic table app…

I give you Balok… thank you “Star Trek”


Balok: the most amusing original series Star Trek character that ever was…

A Theory…


I’ve often thought that TV shows and films are representative of possible alternate realities. This would mean that Star Trek might exist in some form. Unfortunately, this means Twilight would exist, too. For every positive, there is a horrible mind-draining, soul-sucking negative.