In an alternate universe: Event 21 (or “I’ve got a golden billete!”)


In an alternate universe, Roald Dahl did not enjoy the success of his beloved children’s book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Instead, he wrote a dismally unpopular book called Charlie and the Horchata Factory, in which Willy Wonka’s golden ticket campaign is an attempt to unload his unprofitable horchata factory, thereby staving off personal bankruptcy and a looming labor strike led by disgruntled Oompa-Loompas.

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Posted on July 11, 2014, in Books, Comedy, Films, Mind Drippings, Nerd Odyssey, Nerds and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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