How to tell your’re a nerd: Method 237 (or Facebook and temporal confusion)


You realize from recent experience that staying off of Facebook for three months and then finally signing back in is disorienting in much the same way as being suddenly transported into the future (or woken from a coma). You find out that you have missed major events that had only been shared as status updates, not unlike the following:

Engagements; pregnancies; new pets; friends who have moved, changed careers, or become vegan; new hairstyles, beards, and tattoos; as well as grown men who are nearly 30 years old, suddenly going from liking heavy metal to posting cringe-worthy statements in favor of the musical sound of the band Fun.

About nerdodyssey

A nerd among nerds.

Posted on February 24, 2013, in Comedy, Mind Drippings, Music, Nerd Odyssey, Nerds and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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