How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 212 (or birthday greetings in the twenty-first century )


You have stopped wishing friends a “Happy birthday,” as you feel it is a rather common and impersonal greeting.  Instead, you know say either “Happy Utero-Exodus Day,” or “Congratulations on the anniversary of having successfully escaped your mother’s uterus!”

[*Warning* Use greeting only when person’s mother is still living to avoid unintended fallout.]

About nerdodyssey

A nerd among nerds.

Posted on October 4, 2012, in Comedy, Mind Drippings, Nerd Odyssey, Nerds and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. I am most definitely saying Happy Utero-Exodus Day the second the opportunity arises.

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