How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 212 (or birthday greetings in the twenty-first century )
You have stopped wishing friends a “Happy birthday,” as you feel it is a rather common and impersonal greeting. Instead, you know say either “Happy Utero-Exodus Day,” or “Congratulations on the anniversary of having successfully escaped your mother’s uterus!”
[*Warning* Use greeting only when person’s mother is still living to avoid unintended fallout.]
Posted on October 4, 2012, in Comedy, Mind Drippings, Nerd Odyssey, Nerds and tagged birthdays, comedy, funny, How to tell you're a nerd, humor, mind drippings, nerd odyssey, nerds. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.