How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 194 (or retorts to unwanted religious “door-to-door” solicitations)
Recently, a random, unwanted stranger came to an acquaintance’s front door attempting to extoll the virtues of their religious group. They began their “pitch” by raising their hands, exclaiming, “Isn’t the weather wonderful today?!”
Your acquaintance asked the stranger to leave, which they did. However, you suggested that the next time a stranger exclaiming, “Isn’t the weather wonderful today?!” shows up with religious pamphlets, the proper retort is as follows:
“Actually, the weather on my home planet is much nicer this time of year,” then shut and lock the door.
Posted on August 7, 2012, in Comedy, Mind Drippings, Nerd Odyssey, Nerds and tagged comedy, funny, How to tell you're a nerd, humor, mind drippings, nerd odyssey, nerds. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.