How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 190 (or Mid-World telemarketing techniques)
You are contacted by a telemarketer, who is attempting to sell you a service you do not want or need. When they refuse to take “No” for an answer, you decide it would be funny to speak to them in the parlance of a Mid-World resident from the Dark Tower book series.
You then say the following statement, which causes the telemarketer to become very confused and you then hang up: “By the Turtle, I said no thankee-sai! Life for your crop!”
Posted on July 28, 2012, in Books, Comedy, Mind Drippings, Nerd Odyssey, Nerds and tagged books, comedy, Dark Tower, funny, How to tell you're a nerd, humor, mind drippings, multiverse, nerd odyssey, nerds, parallel universes, Stephen King. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.