How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 139 (or dragon tattoo removal)
Determined to resist the literary fad of reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and its sequels, but tired of defending yourself to fans of the series (while remembering the horrors you suffered by reading the detritus that is the first book in the The Twilight Saga) you’ve decided to answer, “Have you read those books yet?” with the following response:
“I’m waiting for the posthumous spin-off series, The Girl with the Tattoo of Sean Connery Wielding a Flaming Sword While Riding a Crimson Pegasus Charging Toward Michael Caine Who is Carrying a Crossbow While Mounted on a Centaur that is Actually Weird Al Yankovic (Circa 1989) from the Waist Up.”
Posted on April 3, 2012, in Books, Comedy, Films, Mind Drippings, Music, Nerd Odyssey, Nerds and tagged books, comedy, film, funny, How to tell you're a nerd, humor, Michael Caine, mind drippings, music, nerd odyssey, nerds, parody, science fiction, Sean Connery, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Twilight, Weird Al Yankovic. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.