How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 90


You had a dream in which you are attacked by vampires, and at the last moment, Kirk and Michael Douglas, as themselves, show up and defeat the vampire enemy.  They then confide in you that their acting careers have been nothing more than cover to hide their true calling as vampire hunters.  You are then drafted by them to assist in their quest. 

However, about the time Rutger Hauer arrived in the dream, you realized that not only were you dreaming, but it was becoming rather absurd.  Thus, you force yourself to awaken.  Shortly thereafter, you find that you start laughing each time you attempt to reflect on the dream.

About nerdodyssey

A nerd among nerds.

Posted on September 10, 2011, in Comedy, Films, Mind Drippings, Nerd, Nerd Odyssey, Nerds and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. wordsfallfrommyeyes

    This was bizarre, but loved it!

    • If this seemed bizarre to you, just imagine how I felt at the time. It wasn’t even the Michael Douglas and Kirk Douglas in their younger years. It was as they are in the present. I swear, I couldn’t even understand Kirk at first because of his stroke, which only made him angry at me. If I recall correctly, I even had to convince them that I wasn’t a vampire’s thrall, trying to set them up for an ambush or something. I didn’t asked to dream this weird series of events, but now that I have, I’m kind of proud of the darn thing.

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