How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 89


Your first instinct when trying to offer condolescences to someone suffering a personal loss is to point out the following:

“If you stop to think about it, the person you miss is actually alive, well, and prospering by your side… it’s just occuring in an alternate universe.”

You decide against verbalizing that sentiment as few people have, historically, taken such a statement with the warm intent in which it would be offered.

 

About nerdodyssey

A nerd among nerds.

Posted on September 7, 2011, in Comedy, Facebook, Films, Mind Drippings, Nerd, Nerd Odyssey, Nerds, Science, science fiction and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

    • Mine too, but it could be worse. At least we don’t live in a parallel universe in which nerds are forced to live underground, desperately fighting for survival against a hoard or zombies who live on the Earth’s surface, under the control of extraterrestrial overlords…

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