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How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 129 (or nightmares and cheapskates)
You have a nightmare that is related to Freddy Krueger, by which I mean the person who shows up to scare you is not Freddy Krueger himself, but rather his father who also appears in people’s nightmares. Unlike his son, the elder Krueger (who resembles a burned Emo Philips) he is mostly concerned with entertaining you rather than harming you in your nightmare. Therefore, he takes requests from you as to what you might like to encounter, much like a clown would when making balloon animals at a birthday party.
The resulting “nightmare” was actually rather pleasant, as you requested a voluptuous female Valkyrie who spent the whole time flirting with you when she wasn’t offering to take you flying.
