How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 201 (or RiffTrax and sparkling vampires )

When a friend tells you that they’ve reluctantly agreed to placate another friend by viewing all of the Twilight Saga films, you suggest that they decree a caveat to this arrangement in order to tolerate the experience.  Specifically, you suggest that they only agree to watch the films if it can be done in conjunction with the corresponding RiffTrax audio commentaries, in which the individuals known best for Mystery Science Theater 3000 make fun of these movies.