How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 192 (or “Not-so-happy feet”)

The comedy highlight of your day is finding out that Fred Astaire starred in an actual horror film released in 1981 called Ghost Story.  What is less funny upon viewing the movie, however, is the random frontal male nudity early in the film.  Though, you find yourself grateful that the nude scene did not involve the octogenarian Fred Astaire.