Monthly Archives: June 2011
In an alternate universe: Event 2
In an alternate universe, the majority of people running for political office actually know what they are doing, and seek office to help the public, instead of the opposite being true.
In an alternate universe: Event 1
This is the first of a new series of posts on this, our blog, in which we will put forth possible events that might exist in an alternate universe. Behold!
In an alternate universe, the Harry Potter series ends with an army of wizards from America descending on the scene, defeating Voldemort, and saving the day.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 68
The only way you would be able to join a “biker gang” is if you got together a group of people who used hand pedaling bicycles.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 67
When most people in your high school were listening to Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock, you were making futile attempts to get your friends to listen to Jethro Tull, saying things like, “Ian Anderson’s flute solo is mind-blowing.”
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 66
You wish life were like comic books, thereby allowing you to retcon awkward conversations with the opposite sex in social situations so you can seem more charming.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 65
After viewing the trailer for the remake of Fright Night, you looked up and purchased the song featured in it because you thought it was catchy and brooding. So, you now own My Turn to Evil by Letters Vs. Numbers (even though you had never heard of Letters Vs. Numbers).
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 64
Your idea of the personification of “the wise old man” is Mako, rather than anyone you actually know in real life.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 63
You find Jon Benjamin Has a Van on Comedy Central very amusing, partially because you keep thinking of Archer on FX whenever Jon Benjamin speaks, which is probably why (during interview segments) you expect the man to start declaring that he’s the world’s greatest spy and complain about how he doesn’t know the identity of his father.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 62
When you are unable to get a certain novel from Amazon.com, you have the book shipped from Great Britain, via Amazon UK.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 61
You’ve had the following thought at least once: “Comic Con might be a great place to meet women.”
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 59
Unpacking old boxes gives you an asthma attack, thanks to the dust.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 58
While viewing Super 8 at a movie theater, the trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 came on-screen, causing you to stifle both the urge to laugh and the urge to groan in sheer annoyance.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 57
Part of you wishes you’d taken chemistry in college, just so you would have had the opportunity to yell, “Chlorophyll?! More like ‘bore-ophyll!’”
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 56
You’ve read and adored Greg Egan’s Permutation City. If Egan’s work isn’t considered “hard sci-fi,” then the term doesn’t really exist.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 55
You’ve seen the 1980s film, The Monster Squad many times, and you’re very aware of what the Wolfman’s got because of it.
Nerd Odyssey now tweets…
We have now linked our Twitter account to this, our beloved blog. By clicking on the “Nerd Odyssey Twitter” heading on the right side of the page, you can check out our tweets, or search Twitter for @nerdodyssey.
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 54
In 2005, when you saw the Ethan Hawke/ Lawrence Fishburne version of Assault on Precinct 13 in a movie theater, a conversation not unlike the following occurred:
You: “I thought the original was much better.”
Your Date: “This was a remake?”
You: *sigh*
How to tell you’re a nerd: Method 53
You own vinyl records, are under the age of 30, and you are not a disc jockey.